Peyton Manning vs Richard Sherman: The Post-Championship Interviews

Peyton, the epitome

Of the corporate employee

Delivering rehearsed banality.

Heaping praise on Tom Brady,

A shining example of southern gentility

Reconfirming his marketability.

Sherman’s verbal assault on Michael Crabtree

Reflects the hard reality,

Of a violent game played violently,

Which, in all honesty,

Is what America tuned in to see.

Your indignation is pure hypocrisy.