Friday, 6 December 2013

The World Cup Draw Reviewed in Verse


Brazil, Croatia,
Mexico, Cameroon.
The Cup organizers
Will be over the moon.

Netherlands, Chile,
Australia, Spain.
The Group of Death
Provides guaranteed pain.

Colombia, Greece,
Ivory Coast, Japan.
Be honest, this group
Is incredibly bland.

England, Italy
Costa Rica, Uruguay
The big match kicks off
At 2am GMT. Er, why?

Switzerland, Ecuador,
Honduras, France.
The Central Americans
Don’t have a chance.

Argentina, Bosnia,
Iran, Nigeria.
Two of these sides
Are obviously inferior.

Germany, Portugal,
USA, Ghana.
No congratulations calls
From Barack Obama.

Belgium, Algeria,
Russia, Korea.
Who’s going through?
I have no idea.

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