Sunday, 27 October 2013

San Francisco 42, Jacksonville 10: A letter from London to Roger Goodell regarding the Jaguars' Possible Relocation


Oi! Goodell! Are you looking for Barney Rubble?
If you think we want the Jags then you’re ’avin’ a bubble.

It’s blinding to welcome you septics as guests,
But ’avin’ these muppets here all season long? Give it a rest!

2 comments:

  1. Cool by us. Keep your limp-wristed, tea-sipping, dentally-challenged, fall-down-like-I've-been-shot-when-an-opponent-brushes-past-me soccer wanks and we'll keep our football teams.

    By the way, your poetry is about as bad as your British "cuisine."

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  2. Of course, in America, there's always the risk that you have actually been shot.

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