Previewing the UEFA Champions League Group Stage

Shakhtar, Leverkusen,

Sociedad, Man United.

David Moyes

Will be delighted.

Madrid, Copenhagen

Juventus, Galatasaray.

Danish supporters

Have reason to cry.

Benfica, Anderlecht,

Olympiakos, St-Germain.

Some decent trips loom

For the travelling fan.

Man City, CSKA,

Plzen, Bayern.

The sub-zero points

Will be tricky to earn.

Schalke, Bucharest,

Basel, Chelsea.

Mourinho laughs

Maniacally.

Dortmund, Marseille.

Arsenal, Napoli.

Gooners are cautious

But react happily.

Vienna, Atletico

Zenit, Porto.

The Iberian pair

Qualify without woe.

Milan, Celtic,

Barcelona, Ajax.

The Scots have no chance,

Those are plain facts.